Jared Starr
Jared, one of the founding cornerstones of Zone 5, specializes in portraying
unsavoury characters of low morals. He is not only a key contributor to scripts and pre-production,
but an invaluable asset as a hired production hand and an on-set morale officer.
On off time Jared hosts a half-hour controversial talk show-styled comedy entitled
The Jared Starr Show.
Topics and show themes have ranged from singing musical numbers to programs on how to reconstruct a
dollar bill from shredded money to a completely silent show. Phoned in compliments and complaints
register as equally as diverse and unexpected.
Future plans for Jared include an unsuccessful bid for local public office and the honor of being
the first human to step foot on Mars. The latter (it is hoped) will propel Jared through his
successful campaign for the US Presidency.
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